ND-Day
A week-and-a-half ago, Ronnie said this:
"For me it's the large undefended border. I don't trust North Dakotans. They could invade Saskatchewan or Manitoba at any time."
What do you know: instead of using troops, we're using the contaminated water we've been "storing" for the last several years...
Once we crush their lucrative fish-farming industry, they'll be ours. The only question that remains is, what are they gonna call it? ND-2? Manidakota, or better, Manikota?
posted by GFreak @ 2:11 PM
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Make 'em spell it COLOR, dammit!!!!!
Actually, if it happened the other way around, where Manitoba invated North Dakota, do we even sent National Guard troops there? Or will the Bismarck PD be the only line of defense? Seriously, who would care? We could do a rough "trade" where we give up North Dakota and we get back Prince Edward Island or something.
I think you'd be surprised how aggressively we would defend North Dakota. What with all the silos. You know, the grain storage. Twelve stories deep in the ground on a "farm" surrounded by razor wire and manned by well-armed, uniformed "farm hands".
You know, these guys, The 91st Space Wing
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