Nothing?

We need to recapture the moral high ground.

-Fay Vincent

Nothing is more important to me than the integrity of the game of baseball.

-Bud Selig

These gems and more.

My ass.

Gee, Sammy and Mark* sure do look strong this year! -Selig, '98
Wow, Barry's golden** years really are looking golden! -Selig, '01



*Replace "Sammy and Mark" with "our TV ratings"
** Replace "Barry's golden" with "the next few"